The Empire Strikes Back!!!!

Mac owners and users of most Apple products like to think of themselves as “special.” They’ve not been sucked into the use of the evil PC which is dominated by intergalactic dictator Microsoft, no way. They’ve stuck by the rebellious Apple, they and Apple have a “special” relationship and they damn well want that relationship recognized!
So when the iPhone came out many Apple users expected that relationship to be honored. They weren’t happy when they had to stand in lines to get the device and when it turned out to be, well, a phone they were disappointed - they expected better from Apple!
Then came the news that Apple was slashing the price of the phone from $599 to $399, scandalous! The waaaaaa-ambulance went into overdrive until Steve Jobs said Apple would give everyone who paid the original price a $100 credit - after all, none of the chosen few could be expected to think that Apple would actually want to sell more of these devices because Apple isn’t like the galactic dictator Microsoft - no way. Apple is “special.”
Next these “special” users cried and complained when the device was locked to one phone company. They began calling upon their collective genius while conjuring the spirit of the Rebellion and they devised a sneaky little program to unlock their iPhones and use the GSM network of their choice. Score one for the Rebellion!!!
Not.
It turns out their little software program does a lot more than just unlock iPhones. When the new iPhone update is installed on a device which has been unlocked using unauthorized software the phone becomes disabled and Apple has said it will refuse to return these units. You see - unlocking a phone using unauthorized software voids the warranty so Apple is under no obligation to take any of the unlocked devices back. So all the new, proud iPhone users who unlocked their devices got approximately 2 months of usage out of them. At the original price of $599 minus the $100 credit that means the iPhone has cost them around $8.31 a day - what a bargain!!!
Fools. Let’s see how long it is until they’re screaming and crying about how their “special” relationship with Apple should take precedence over Apple’s right to use proprietary software on its devices. I expect it won’t be too long.
Memo to the “special” : Apple is a corporation - not a family. Get used to it.






I am not a Columbia student, I’m a student at NYU but I’ve felt a sense of solidarity with beleaguered Columbia these past couple of days.



