I live in the West Village of New York City. My neighborhood is filled with beautiful row houses which cost on average around $10 million each. There are also lots of glamorous apartment buildings of historic character - one of which I live in. The shops are filled with expensive baubles and imported items and some are owned by the most famous names in industry - Marc Jacobs, Ralph Lauren and James Perse to name just a few. Restaurants abound in the West Village, including Vanity Fair Editor Graydon Carter’s celebrity hangout - The Waverly Inn. Our neighborhood is a peaceful one, a neighborhood which reeks of quiet sophistication and understated wealth and glamor.
So why is it that everyone who works in my gym, at least the sales guys, are scuzzballs from Long Island, New Jersey or Staten Island who smell like cheap cologne, wear their clothes much too tight and cultivate that chin-strap beard made popular by those mafia guido kids from The Growing Up Gotti Show?
I go out of my way to create a sort-of fantasy life for myself in New York by limiting my exposure to these kinds of people. Everywhere I go - the clubs, restaurants, bars and hangouts I frequent are frequented by people like me. It’s not that I don’t like these sorts of people - I just don’t have anything in common with them and when I am exposed to their shiny shirts and gold chains I become depressed - I realize the world really isn’t like my little part of New York - that the majority of people don’t live in the West Village and attend glamorous fashions shows and then meet friends for dinner at quaint undiscovered restaurants on cobblestone-lined streets before waltzing into the latest hottest club.
Most people work an awful 9-5 job which they hate and put-up with only for the paycheck. They ride the subway or train into the city and they can’t wait to get back out again. Their dinners consist of something thrown in the microwave and gobbled down in front of a DVR’d edition of “Desperate Housewives” and their nights consist of one thing - sleep or a quick-and-unsatisfying sexual act performed before they and their partner fall asleep. The next day they chose an outfit consisting of man-made fibers which they squeeze into after applying over-the-counter skin and hair products to their blotchy complexions and over-processed hair. Then they start the day all over again.
Their weekends are much the same but differ only in a trip to the local mall from which they chose a badly-made and low-priced item in an attempt to salve their unhappiness. Maybe they go out to eat at The Olive Garden but only “for a treat.” Occasionally they venture into my part of the city and wander around, gaping at the “over-priced” clothes and “fancy” restaurants. They also get drunk at tourist-trap bars and then wander the streets late at night screaming and fighting amongst each other and hurrying to catch that last train back to Long Island or New Jersey.
We’re locked into a relationship of mutual loathing, these people and I. I try to forget the class differences so apparent in New York but when I’m brought face-to-face with them it’s always a shock to realize just how different my life is from theirs.
And you know what? I wouldn’t change it for the world.